Hello wannabe heroes! My name’s Mushu, the great fire-breathing dragon, and this is my guide for the art of being a legendary hero, and yes, you can trust me! I trained and taught Mulan. Yes, the Hua Mulan of China, who was originally not much, but I turned her into one of the greats, and you can be one of the greats if you stick with me. Here’s your guide to kicking butt and making history. Follow my tips, and you’ll maybe be the next Fa Mulan, or even better, the next great Mushu!

1. Keep them guessing

Who are they? Confuse them! Use tricks or taunts. Do random dance movies. Even sing! Just do anything to confuse them!

2. Have a sidekick

Who was Mulan’s sidekick? Me! And what happened? We saved China! Always choose someone you trust, ensuring they are brave, loyal, and intelligent. Just search anything about me and if they fit those requirements, then you got yourself the sidekick!

3. Know when to run

Okay, seriously, if it looks like hope is all lost, please run. Do not bruise your ego, and even your abs. Sometimes being heroic is literally just saving yourself and not having to constantly use your swords and fists.

4. Dress to impress

Have a good style. With good designs. With good colors. Get yourself a good stylist. You never know when people are taking pictures, you never know when you’ll save the world. If you’re wearing something boring after saving the world…well, that’s embarrassing.

5. Improvise

Is a shovel next to you? You know what to do. A pan? Well, I’m not one to talk about other princesses, but Rapunzel is a good inspiration for this.

6. Don’t follow the rules

Hello?? Do you think Mulan followed the rules when she saved China? She literally impersonated her father and acted like a man, all her months of training for the war.

7. Don’t ever underestimate…

The Huns underestimated Mulan because she was a woman, well, guess what? She had a whole plan up her sleeve! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE. I mean, I’m a measly dragon, and all of the ancestors understimated me, and I still helped save the country. Don’t ever underestimate your enemies, and don’t ever underestimate yourself.

Well, that’s it! If you want to be a hero, use these to your advantage, and next thing you know, you’ll be loved by your whole country. Mushu signing out….